(Cartoon by B. Kliban)
- A back page from Esquire that is now on the Web: What I've Learned, by Satan. "I hung a "WELCOME KEITH RICHARDS" banner down here every day for 40 years. Eventually I just gave up."
- Differences between men and women: In the locker room, men talk about three things: money, football, and women. They exaggerate about money, they don't know football nearly as well as they think they do, and they fabricate stories about women. Women talk about one thing in the locker room -- sex. And not in abstract terms, either. They are extremely graphic and technical.
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